The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.953 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 8,116 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,306 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 958,019 per year while the poor average 43,297, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

"Megatron got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, retired racing sapient CPUS are served truffles for breakfast, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 285,984^th in the world and 3^rd in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Most Primitive, scoring -458.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.