The Reformed Queendom of Victoria Sponge is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Victoria Sponge with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.338 billion Victorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Battenberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Victorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Victorian Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,738 Victorian Bits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victoria Sponge's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Victoria Sponge is ranked 61,590^th in the world and 1^st in Our Town for Rudest Citizens, with 73.32 insults per minute.