The Republic of Vetluina is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.709 billion Vetluinans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Vetluinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion scudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,808 scudoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,464 per year while the poor average 3,185, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vetluina's national animal is the desert rain frog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vetluina is ranked 58,671^st in the world and 1^st in Straits of Veracocha for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,346.6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.