
| Population | 19.422 billion |
| Capital | Logres |
| Leader | Lennart |
| Faith | 🌐 Gnosticism |
| Currency | 🪙 drake |
| Animal | 🐉 dragon |
The Community of Vesly is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lennart with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.422 billion Avalonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logres. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.
The all-consuming Avalonic economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion 🪙 drakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,986 🪙 drakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, Lennart tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesly's national animal is the 🐉 dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🌐 Gnosticism.
Vesly is ranked 288,563rd in the world and 176th in Lennart for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vesly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Vesly, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
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Vesly, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
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Vesly, Lennart tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
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Vesly, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.
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Vesly, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
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Vesly, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
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Vesly, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
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Vesly, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.
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Vesly, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.


















