The Grand Duchy of Vesait is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 339 million Vesaitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 威寒比尔亚核武器发射基地. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vesaitian economy, worth 26.9 trillion Plolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,319 Plolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of 威寒比尔亚核武器发射基地, thoughts and prayers have replaced flood barriers and evacuation plans, and the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesait's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vesait is ranked 259,584^th in the world and 3^rd in Potato World for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.