The Grand Duchy of Vesait is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 168 million Vesaitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Vesaitian economy, worth 12.1 trillion Plolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,123 Plolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the government is plagued with uncertainty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesait's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vesait is ranked 98,484th in the world and 1st in Potato World for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,123.44 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, the government is plagued with uncertainty.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
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Vesait was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in
Vesait, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive.







