
| Population | 2.562 billion |
| Capital | Airstrip One |
| Leader | Big Brother |
| Faith | Ingsoc |
| Currency | Prompt |
| Animal | Songbird |
The Mostly AI Slop Machine of Versifactor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.562 billion proles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.
The powerhouse Versifactorian economy, worth 192 trillion Prompts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,982 Prompts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', the taste of spices can sail a thousand ships, and senior professors are allowed to skip the wait at soup kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Versifactor's national animal is the Songbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ingsoc.
Versifactor is ranked 173,837th in the world and 20th in The Card Mine for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 947.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Versifactor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Versifactor, senior professors are allowed to skip the wait at soup kitchens.
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Versifactor, the taste of spices can sail a thousand ships.
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Versifactor, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
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Versifactor, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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Versifactor, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
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Versifactor, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
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Versifactor, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
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Versifactor, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
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Versifactor, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs.

















