The Eternal Grounds of Vernafer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Asari Mika with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 27.991 billion Vernals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dave the City. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vernaferian economy, worth a remarkable 4,292 trillion Boonbucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,340 Boonbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Vernals, it is often said that only Asari Mika could bring down Dàguó, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown. Vernafer's national animal is the Dill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Vernafer is ranked 329,476^th in the world and 4^th in Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.