The Republic of Venizla is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.694 billion Venizlans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Venizlan economy, worth 111 trillion Necroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,717 Necroes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,980 per year while the poor average 11,525, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, nudity is frowned upon, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Venizla's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Venizla is ranked 265,466^th in the world and 1^st in Veilbreaker for Nicest Citizens, with 7.52 average smiles per day.