The ᴄᴇɴꜱᴜꜱ ᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀʏ of Vendiagram is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Minister of the Census with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.552 billion Vendiagramians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circle One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The all-consuming Vendiagramian economy, worth 794 trillion Excel Cells a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 92,879 Excel Cells, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 710,946 per year while the poor average 3,296, a ratio of 215 to 1.

Women should never trust a man who turns up to a first date with an open bottle in his hand, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, convicts get out of jams easily, and a friend in need is a friend with nuclear greed. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Vendiagram's national animal is the Cell Function, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is XLookup.

Vendiagram is ranked 331,600^th in the world and 1^st in Vendiagram for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -20.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.