The Free and holy nation of Velstrania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Mazhrit Emrae nos Novaris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.634 billion Velsturmanyi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sondestadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Velstranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion drals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,326 drals, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Velstrania's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of Velstur.

Velstrania is ranked 97,538^th in the world and 35^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 960.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.