The Most Holy and Pure State of Vellaraxica is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the Lord-Protector with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.757 billion Vellaraxicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raxium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vellaraxican economy, worth a remarkable 3,257 trillion nothings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 206,718 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Vellaraxicans any less frightened, the government funds large training centres to turn phoenixes into functioning members of society, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, and children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vellaraxica's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Way of Purity.

Vellaraxica is ranked 10,256^th in the world and 4^th in Greater Brutesia for Highest Average Incomes, with 206,718.04 Standard Monetary Units.