The Animals' Republic of Vegaslovakia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by the Premier with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 21.127 billion Vegaslovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watsongrad. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vegaslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,610 trillion Credit Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 123,584 Credit Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, and diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vegaslovakia's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Misanthropy.

Vegaslovakia is ranked 236,621^st in the world and 1^st in Misanthropic Bloc for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.