The Happy Place of Vasyr is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.298 billion Vasyrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The very strong Vasyrian economy, worth 201 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,864 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,160 per year while the poor average 11,890, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Vasyr's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vasyr is ranked 115,676^th in the world and 1^st in Svartalfheim for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,427.92 Standard Monetary Units.