The Kingdom of Vasloria is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Saxton with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.081 billion Vaslorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaslorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion silverpieces a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,236 silverpieces, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,138,857 per year while the poor average 17,708, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

The government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, the nation frequently puts profits over peace, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vasloria's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vasloria is ranked 227,153^rd in the world and 34^th in The Empire of Walbard for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 233.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.