The Colony of Varszava is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.753 billion Varszavans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Varszavan economy, worth 380 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 56,397 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,498 per year while the poor average 14,403, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Varszava's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Varszava is ranked 54,214^th in the world and 1^st in Polska for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 53,520.98 Standard Monetary Units.