The Kingdom of Varnupija is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Han II with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.306 billion Varnupijans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varnupian City. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Varnupijan economy, worth 209 trillion Varnans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 90,667 Varnans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bureaucratic fight over VIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, in a baffling press conference King Han II proudly dismantled a broken door, and the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Varnupijan politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varnupija's national animal is the crow and its national religion is Christianity.

Varnupija is ranked 211,078^th in the world and 1,271^st in the Plains of Perdition for Safest, scoring 55.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.