The Imperial Republic of Varminija is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dimitrie Vàduva-Negru with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.47 billion Varminijans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukarast. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Varminijan economy, worth 44.5 trillion Varminijan Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,272 Varminijan Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catholicism ♰ has been named as Varminija's national religion, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varminija's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism ♰.

Varminija is ranked 189,158^th in the world and 11^th in The Belkans for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 187.04 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.