The Free Land of Vanilla Bean2 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.247 billion Vanilla Bean2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.9%.

The very strong Vanilla Bean2ian economy, worth 231 trillion tails a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,045 tails, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, voting is voluntary, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanilla Bean2's national animal is the cat.

Vanilla Bean2 is ranked 125,417^th in the world and 499^th in neck for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.