The Kingdom of Vanhjem is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 5 million Vanhjemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Vanhjemian economy, worth 159 billion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 31,853 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanhjem's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vanhjem is ranked 254,040^th in the world and 110^th in RPS for Most Secular, with 12.66 Atheism Rate.