The Ozoi Always Wins of Vandoosa Elf is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ozoi the Grave Digger with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.71 billion elves are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 54.0%.

The powerhouse Vandoosa Elfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,625 trillion Ceks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,278 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the nation is so apathetic that elves can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Elf's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gardening.

Vandoosa Elf is ranked 20,838^th in the world and 15^th in Jenny for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.