The Tsundere of Vandoosa Dreissig is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Louise de La Vallière with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.142 billion tsunderes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vandoosa Dreissigian economy, worth a remarkable 3,447 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 131,886 ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Faerie Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Dreissig's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Apotheosis of Louise de La Vallière.

Vandoosa Dreissig is ranked 277,658^th in the world and 165^th in Jenny for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.