The Vala Ainur of Vana Queen of Flowers is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Will of Eru with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.727 billion Vana are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanatarwa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vana economy, worth 782 trillion Light of the Valars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,366 Light of the Valars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, and online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vana Queen of Flowers's national animal is the Secret Fire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of Eru.

Vana Queen of Flowers is ranked 33,945^th in the world and 5^th in Valinor for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 72.06 Effective Tax Rate.