The Republic of Vampire- is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.357 billion Vampire-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The Vampire-ian economy, worth 99.0 trillion baht a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,013 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Vampire-ian weapons designers, and throwing a sickie is a serious crime. Crime is moderate. Vampire-'s national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vampire- is ranked 160,790^th in the world and 5^th in What Could Possibly Go Wrong for Nudest, with 114.75 cheeks per square mile.