The Greater Stratocratic Empire of Valyrien is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by High Marshal with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.986 billion Valari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rin. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Valarisk economy, worth a remarkable 9,167 trillion Valarisk Silver Crown SKRS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 382,205 Valarisk Silver Crown SKRS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The value of the Valarisk Silver Crown SKR is directly tied to the strength of the previous hurricane season, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and the smallest Valarisk towns can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Valyrien's national animal is the Griffon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Valyrien is ranked 16,141^st in the world and 5^th in The Charter for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,379.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.