The Jingoistic States of Valorant is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 2.653 billion Valorantians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Valorantian economy, worth 26.9 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 10,145 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valorant's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valorant is ranked 328,235^th in the world and 1^st in Farokandi Armed Forces for Highest Average Incomes, with 10,145.8 Standard Monetary Units.