The Leopardish Kinric of Valoptia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.404 billion Valoptians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valoptian economy, worth a remarkable 6,784 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 721,427 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoptia's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Valoptia is ranked 458^th in the world and 2^nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 20,298.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.