Population | 4.098 billion |
Capital | Osearwynn |
Leader | Leofric Frost |
Faith | Gnosticism |
Currency | pound |
Animal | red panda |
The Red High Athelingric of Valoptia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Leofric Frost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.098 billion Valoptians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Valoptian economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 479,007 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,543,126 per year while the poor average 112,536, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.
Getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, rumor has it that Leofric Frost has won three lotteries in a row, and the nation has always been at war with Moltovea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoptia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Valoptia is ranked 97,234th in the world and 259th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 454.85087556192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, rumor has it that Leofric Frost has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
- : Valoptia endorsed The People's Republic of Vouga.
- : Valoptia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Ashwaat.
- : Valoptia endorsed The United Socialist States of The African Diasporan Regions.
- : Valoptia endorsed The People's Republic of Free Stavislavia.
- : Valoptia endorsed The Empire of The fun furrys.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 156 » Libisia, Bovad, The Achterhoek, Karelianastan, Phallas, Saxxony, UNIOS, Nigaria, Socialismia, The United Esto-Socialist People, Braegra, Gillscalia, New Pacific, Thelania, Red khitan, Manawskistan, SapphoLesbos, Serusan, Sirius 2b, Sovietland, Irelord, Chengjiu, Canadian Democratic Union, VR Leona, Yangtu, Unionised States, Khanatah, Encaoua, Communist Catboys, Druzhyi, Social Imperialist Workers Republics, Rellenia, Council of America, Alilovela, Noachia, Indus Aryavarta, Kashlakia, Unitary Communist State, Rhode Island and the Narragansett, Solova, Comuny, Tewi, Heitoria, Pragmatic, Puninsia, Polskastan, Shearoa, Terralyan, Filonian State, Europan Free states, and 106 others.Altan-Ura, GirlsAndGays, Czecho-slovako-carpathia, Minahasa, Merijnteren Empire, Patalene, Eskian, Kebabestan, Ahaulu, Pridneprovye, Verdant Groves, Euchoran National Air Force, Elsewhere, Holy Palestine, Vogelfluss, Heisen burg, Vila Thamer, Arabaster, Nouvelle-Louisbourg, East Radivia, Large Eyeballs, Borkwitz, TNFI DN, Borealian Communes, Techno Socialystiche, North Fluedan, Saint Shepard, Kouvola Commune, Tercainia, Chongro, Socialist UwU, Dzuk, Middle Green Irthistan, Of South Indian Company EST, Neumor, Crobia che Lambur, Upper Foryptovin Emper, North Valeria, Doultrenia, Polyglotia, New Terrasol, Lovodia, Basilei, Thoamia, Catpersonland, DragonKhorse, Whitfall, New Halliningrad, The Peoples United Commun, Illeron, Khrushchyovkastan, The Alfalfa Alliance, Nadunavia, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, Grebanistan, Urali, Ianomamis, Free Laos, Sklobdt, Soviet Felines, Liebritirshki, Anarchistic cheese, Maxuus, De Eon, Pindorama-Brasil, Flyrinia, United Canadia-America, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Khazhkhovija, Yeniseisk, Old Corus, Demotic Union, Utym, Restored German Democratic Republic, Losche, Mongolian People, Bovrilika, Sainte-croix, Ganjallia, Union of Catgirl creators, Mal SUncu, Northern Wadiya, Soviet Kem, Our India, Keaparity, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, Anerchi, Solitario, Kitchen Nation, Pand New, Prymordiya, Averyickan City, Turkey Creek, Squigglestan, Azarackia, Sith Isles, Infinite Friendship, GreaterOhio, Cagliana, Romondia, The super boy kissers, Nolandrua, International Socialist Workers, Socialist Republics of Memia, and North Goiky.