Most Valuable International Artwork: 50thMost Patriotic: 96thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 289th
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Valoptia

Population4.098 billion

CapitalOsearwynn
LeaderLeofric Frost
FaithGnosticism

Currencypound
Animalred panda

The Red High Athelingric of Valoptia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Leofric Frost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.098 billion Valoptians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Valoptian economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 479,007 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,543,126 per year while the poor average 112,536, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, rumor has it that Leofric Frost has won three lotteries in a row, and the nation has always been at war with Moltovea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoptia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Valoptia is ranked 97,234th in the world and 259th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 454.85087556192 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 50thMost Patriotic: 96thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 399thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 473rdHighest Average Incomes: 550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 606thMost Corrupt Governments: 820thMost Devout: 840thMost Advanced Public Education: 933rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 990thLowest Crime Rates: 1,161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,225thLargest Governments: 1,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,431stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,463rdMost Developed: 1,807thLargest Black Market: 1,840thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,844thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,134thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,342ndMost Cultured: 2,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,481stSmartest Citizens: 2,660thMost Influential: 2,734thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,830thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,032ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,101stMost Authoritarian: 6,392ndMost Conservative: 7,317thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,718thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,485thHighest Economic Output: 12,649thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,986thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 19,204thBest Weather: 21,784thLargest Retail Industry: 23,687th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Conservative: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionMost Extreme: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 79th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 110th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 156 » Libisia, Bovad, The Achterhoek, Karelianastan, Phallas, Saxxony, UNIOS, Nigaria, Socialismia, The United Esto-Socialist People, Braegra, Gillscalia, New Pacific, Thelania, Red khitan, Manawskistan, SapphoLesbos, Serusan, Sirius 2b, Sovietland, Irelord, Chengjiu, Canadian Democratic Union, VR Leona, Yangtu, Unionised States, Khanatah, Encaoua, Communist Catboys, Druzhyi, Social Imperialist Workers Republics, Rellenia, Council of America, Alilovela, Noachia, Indus Aryavarta, Kashlakia, Unitary Communist State, Rhode Island and the Narragansett, Solova, Comuny, Tewi, Heitoria, Pragmatic, Puninsia, Polskastan, Shearoa, Terralyan, Filonian State, Europan Free states, and 106 others.Altan-Ura, GirlsAndGays, Czecho-slovako-carpathia, Minahasa, Merijnteren Empire, Patalene, Eskian, Kebabestan, Ahaulu, Pridneprovye, Verdant Groves, Euchoran National Air Force, Elsewhere, Holy Palestine, Vogelfluss, Heisen burg, Vila Thamer, Arabaster, Nouvelle-Louisbourg, East Radivia, Large Eyeballs, Borkwitz, TNFI DN, Borealian Communes, Techno Socialystiche, North Fluedan, Saint Shepard, Kouvola Commune, Tercainia, Chongro, Socialist UwU, Dzuk, Middle Green Irthistan, Of South Indian Company EST, Neumor, Crobia che Lambur, Upper Foryptovin Emper, North Valeria, Doultrenia, Polyglotia, New Terrasol, Lovodia, Basilei, Thoamia, Catpersonland, DragonKhorse, Whitfall, New Halliningrad, The Peoples United Commun, Illeron, Khrushchyovkastan, The Alfalfa Alliance, Nadunavia, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, Grebanistan, Urali, Ianomamis, Free Laos, Sklobdt, Soviet Felines, Liebritirshki, Anarchistic cheese, Maxuus, De Eon, Pindorama-Brasil, Flyrinia, United Canadia-America, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Khazhkhovija, Yeniseisk, Old Corus, Demotic Union, Utym, Restored German Democratic Republic, Losche, Mongolian People, Bovrilika, Sainte-croix, Ganjallia, Union of Catgirl creators, Mal SUncu, Northern Wadiya, Soviet Kem, Our India, Keaparity, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, Anerchi, Solitario, Kitchen Nation, Pand New, Prymordiya, Averyickan City, Turkey Creek, Squigglestan, Azarackia, Sith Isles, Infinite Friendship, GreaterOhio, Cagliana, Romondia, The super boy kissers, Nolandrua, International Socialist Workers, Socialist Republics of Memia, and North Goiky.

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