The Colony of Valley of dolls is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 1.025 billion Valley of dollsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Valley of dollsian economy, worth 11.2 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Basket Weaving. Average income is 10,907 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valley of dolls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valley of dolls is ranked 185,530^th in the world and 3^rd in Love bite for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 229.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.