The Kingdom of Valladaria is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 114 million Valladarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The Valladarian economy, worth 5.33 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,771 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valladaria's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Valladaria is ranked 287,505^th in the world and 5^th in Ixnay Farm System for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 264.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.