The Kingdom of Valjevo is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 68 million Valjecos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The strong Valjec economy, worth 5.03 trillion Kats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 73,899 Kats, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, and edutainment video games are taking Valjevo's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valjevo's national animal is the Felinoa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valjevo is ranked 292,831^st in the world and 284^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 32.72 on the Kitten Softness Rating.