The Holy Empire of Valentine 7 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.988 billion Valentine 7ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Valentine 7ian economy, worth 279 trillion Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 19,986 Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and large sections of Valentine 7 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine 7's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valentine 7 is ranked 48,522^nd in the world and 6^th in Sonnel for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.