Population | 9.996 billion |
Capital | Esterwitch |
Leader | Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | florin |
Animal | raven |
The Mouse Socialist Monarchy of Valenera is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.996 billion Valenerans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esterwitch. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Valeneran economy, worth a remarkable 3,296 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 329,797 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, surveillance cameras are banned, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valenera's border, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Valenera's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.
Valenera is ranked 65,850th in the world and 1st in LKE Imperial Army for Most Stationary, with 734.8036269476 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valenera's border.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, a government program is underway to revitalize Valenera's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Valenera, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.