The Republic of Vabari is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.175 billion Vabarians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Vabarian economy, worth 579 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,211 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,390 per year while the poor average 14,151, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Vabari's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Vabari is ranked 245,566^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Estonia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.