Population | 7.881 billion |
Capital | Vaar |
Leader | Mirna Urunensen |
Faith | secularism |
Currency | Vaarlandese crown |
Animal | peacock |
The Great Federation of Vaarland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mirna Urunensen with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.881 billion vaarlandais are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaar. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient vaarlandais economy, worth a remarkable 1,941 trillion Vaarlandese crowns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,326 Vaarlandese crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Vaar's playgrounds, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown. Vaarland's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.
Vaarland is ranked 42,347th in the world and 1st in New Beberia for Most Stationary, with 1,045.10219918972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Vaar's playgrounds.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, foreign workers are flooding in as Vaarlandese crowns flood out.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Vaarland.
- : Following new legislation in Vaarland, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.