The Disputed Territories of Uzuzuzz is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Czuul with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.681 billion Uzuzuzzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puteketeke City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.3%.

The strong Uzuzuzzian economy, worth 288 trillion uzzes a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 50,772 uzzes, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Snow in a furnace is a better long-term investment than uzzes, families burn Emperor Czuul's latest official photograph to keep warm, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Uzuzuzz's national animal is the puteketeke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalist Violetism.

Uzuzuzz is ranked 165,848^th in the world and 5^th in Loamhedge for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 27.28 Effective Tax Rate.