The Goose overthrown nation of Uue Cards is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by A random goose with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.157 billion Geeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of $$$$$$$$$$. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uue Cardsian economy, worth 617 trillion $$$$$$$$$$$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,753 $$$$$$$$$$$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Uue Cards Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uue Cards's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gooseism.

Uue Cards is ranked 123,719^th in the world and 2^nd in United fraternal nations of gensokyo for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,406.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.