The Republic of Uudestaan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Jano Matilla with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 41.678 billion Uudesans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Åsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.1%.

The powerhouse Uudesan economy, worth a remarkable 4,334 trillion Varats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 103,999 Varats, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, the Church of Jumala has been named as Uudestaan's national religion, President Jano Matilla has just been declared ruler of Uudestaan in an international press conference, and Uudestaan has designated Åsa as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uudestaan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Jumala.

Uudestaan is ranked 34,145^th in the world and 5^th in PEEL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.39 law-abiding acts per hour.