The Republic of Utopia Twenty Eight is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working population of 1.149 billion Utopia Twenty Eightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Utopia Twenty Eightian economy, worth 54.1 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,063 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia Twenty Eight's national animal is the bison.

Utopia Twenty Eight is ranked 78,288^th in the world and 41^st in Sub Bituminous Coal for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,673.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.