The Republic of Utopia Thirty Nine is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working population of 1.189 billion Utopia Thirty Nineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The Utopia Thirty Ninean economy, worth 55.6 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,734 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia Thirty Nine's national animal is the bison.

Utopia Thirty Nine is ranked 212,293^rd in the world and 100^th in Sub Bituminous Coal for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.