The Imperium of Utaranar is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 705 million Utaranarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneticity. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Utaranarian economy, worth 47.3 trillion Oluches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 67,024 Oluches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utaranar's national animal is the Death Wei, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Utaranar is ranked 109,200^th in the world and 14^th in True Duck people for Highest Average Incomes, with 67,024.42 Standard Monetary Units.