The Colony of USSR33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.913 billion USSR33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient USSR33ian economy, worth 580 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,704 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. USSR33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

USSR33 is ranked 246,508^th in the world and 1^st in United Socialist Soviet Republics for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.