The Community of USS Halford is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 5.158 billion USS Halfordians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The USS Halfordian economy, worth 246 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,765 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, many USS Halfordians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. USS Halford's national animal is the Kitsune.

USS Halford is ranked 183,146^th in the world and 11^th in American Navy for Most Secular, with 16.58 Atheism Rate.