The Oppressed Peoples of USS Fall River is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.916 billion USS Fall Riverians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.
The USS Fall Riverian economy, worth 199 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,597 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and appendix transplant figures have recently doubled. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USS Fall River's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
USS Fall River is ranked 123,938th in the world and 5th in Reserve Fleet for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 599.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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USS Fall River, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in USS Fall River, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.