Largest Welfare Programs: 16,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,935th
The Fleet of
Father Knows Best State
Damn the torpedoes
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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USNAVY

Population3.042 billion

CapitalCoronado
LeaderAdmiral Pop Eye
FaithPosiden

Currencyspinach
Animaldolphin

The Fleet of USNAVY is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Admiral Pop Eye with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.042 billion sea men are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coronado. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The strong USNAVYian economy, worth 175 trillion spinaches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,702 spinaches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,485 per year while the poor average 14,497, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the government is reining in public spending, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USNAVY's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Posiden.

USNAVY is ranked 115,512th in the world and 2nd in USA for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,935th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : USNAVY's influence in USA rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : USNAVY's influence in USA rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : USNAVY altered its national flag.
  • : USNAVY relocated from Osiris to USA.
  • : USNAVY was refounded in Osiris.
  • : USNAVY ceased to exist in USA.
  • : USNAVY was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : USNAVY's influence in USA rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : USNAVY's influence in USA rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : USNAVY altered its national flag.

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