The Soccer team of USMNT is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by POCH with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.355 billion UnitedStatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USMNTian economy, worth 748 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,837 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in POCH's bedroom, and no one born in USMNT can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USMNT's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

USMNT is ranked 18,572^nd in the world and 3^rd in Conservative Guild for Highest Food Quality, scoring 118.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.