The Goolean Union of USIG is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Inspector JB Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.934 billion USIGmas, 1.84 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gooledom. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USIGian economy, worth 506 trillion Gooles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,634 Gooles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, there's no representation without taxation, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USIG's national animal is the Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

USIG is ranked 45,681^st in the world and 1^st in Bellfields for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 751.97 on the Clooney Contribution Index.