The Empire of Urmomm is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Urmom with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.77 billion Urmomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great City of Zeus and Poseidon. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Urmommian economy, worth 265 trillion Mom's a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,374 Mom's, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urmomm's national animal is the Moms dinosaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shaneism.

Urmomm is ranked 78,108^th in the world and 2^nd in Grego for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,954.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.