
| Population | 3.504 billion |
| Capital | Moscow |
| Leader | The Federal Premier |
| Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
| Currency | Federal Mark |
| Animal | Lion |
The Holy Zombie Federation of Urlaska is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Federal Premier with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.504 billion Urlaskans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Urlaskan economy, worth 682 trillion Federal Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,691 Federal Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Meat-eating is frowned upon, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, war vets look after war animals, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urlaska's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Urlaska is ranked 142,359th in the world and 6th in Uralskavia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,682.88 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Urlaska, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in
Urlaska, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Urlaska, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in
Urlaska, meat-eating is frowned upon.
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Urlaska voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Disability Assistance Law ".
- : Following new legislation in
Urlaska, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in
Urlaska, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in
Urlaska, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Urlaskan politicians.
- : Following new legislation in
Urlaska, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
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Urlaska voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".








































