The Toilet Full of Urine And Diarrhea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Intestine with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.867 billion Urine And Diarrheans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bathroom. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urine And Diarrhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion toilet papers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,641 toilet papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, The Bathroom's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Urine And Diarrhea's national animal is the worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urine And Diarrhea.

Urine And Diarrhea is ranked 19,847^th in the world and 1^st in The Toilet for Most Corrupt Governments, with 101.12 kickbacks per hour.