Population | 7.458 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | porpoise |
The Republic of Urial91 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.458 billion Urial91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Urial91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion baht a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,906 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial91's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Urial91 is ranked 16,465th in the world and 820th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,871.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Urial91 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Urial91 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Urial91, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Urial91 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Urial91, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Urial91, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in Urial91, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Urial91, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Urial91 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Urial91 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Conservative.