The Sixth Hellhole of Uptisd is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Richard Potato with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.695 billion Pissers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Uptisdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,622 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,493 Dogecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,407,789 per year while the poor average 7,939, a ratio of 177 to 1.

Enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, the state subsidizes liposuction, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Uptisd's national animal is the Monster Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Uptisd is ranked 12,643^rd in the world and 1^st in Non Aligned Territories Office for Highest Average Incomes, with 191,493.07 Standard Monetary Units.