The Sixth Hellhole of Uptisd is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Richard Potato with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.249 billion Pissers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Uptisdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,451 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,047 Dogecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,336,900 per year while the poor average 8,162, a ratio of 163 to 1.

Witches' brews set off Geiger counters, in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, and finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Uptisd's national animal is the Monster Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Uptisd is ranked 272,643^rd in the world and 4^th in Non Aligned Territories Office for Highest Poor Incomes, with 8,162.97 Standard Monetary Units.